A better fire alarm is still a fire. Many SQL Server incidents I get called about were preventable with controls already available in the client’s environment. Here is the audit I wish had been run before the pager rang, complete with the T-SQL.
They Finished the AI Training. Eleven Days Later, the Job Was Gone
An anonymous interview with a database professional who did everything the company asked. There is no lesson at the end of this one. I looked for one. AI Training
Nine Unusual Ways My Clients Use AI With SQL Server
Everyone writes about AI generating queries. Nobody writes about the strange jobs it is actually doing inside real database teams. These are nine of them, and I helped build every one.
AI Training at Work: Nobody Is Coming
Everyone is waiting for AI training at work. It took me a hundred conversations to understand what they are actually waiting for, and it is not a course.
SQL Server Deadlock: Build One With Your Own Hands
A SQL Server deadlock occurs when sessions form a cycle of dependencies and none can continue. This example lets you create the cycle, inspect it, and remove it.
AI Mistakes at Work: Who Never Gets Fooled
Who catches AI mistakes at work? Not the smartest person in the room. It has never once been the smartest person in the room.
AI Code Review Bottleneck: Nobody Owns It
Everybody agrees the AI code review bottleneck is real. Then go look at the org chart.
The Disappearing Senior: AI and Entry Level Jobs
The AI code review bottleneck is real and everyone agrees on it. Then look at the org chart. There is no verifier and no budget line anywhere.
Competence Debt: I Ran the Test on Myself
Every time you ship something you could not have built yourself, you take on competence debt. Here is what I found when I checked my own balance.
AI in the Iliad and the Odyssey : Homer Wrote the First Prompt
Golden robots. Twenty self-driving tripods. Ships with no pilot. Once you start looking for AI in the Iliad and the Odyssey, you cannot stop.