My friend sent me this in an email two days ago as he wanted me to have SQLAuthority T-Shirt with this image. I found it funny, I am not sure if I will have this on SQLAuthority T-Shirts. Please pay attention to the options available to select. I spend more than 3 hours to find the original source as my friend did not remember the source. Let’s see some SQL Humor here:
Trust me, this I find very funny. Here are few funny quotes related to SQL I found online and I would like to share with you here.
Joke 1:
It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..
Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”
Joke 2:
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
sp underscore
sp underscore who?
spid1, spid2, spid3….
Joke 3:
DBA#1 “How many developers work at your office?”
DBA#2 “Oh, about half of them!”
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